Enriching the English Dictionary

Spermanent: adjective. Something that results from sperm and is permanent, such as stains, babies, and ruined political careers. The word ...

Woktheist: noun . Someone who worships woks, not to be confused with a ‘pantheist,’ someone who worships pans. What? You don’t like this w...

Cannonical: adjective. Something inside a cannon. That’s it. That’s all we got. Look, will you appreciate the pun at face value or do you ...

Gourdmet: noun . A connoisseur of good gourds. Contrary to popular belief, gourdmets do not evaluate just the culinary qualities of gourds...

Selbstie: noun . The word selbstie was developed by the Organisation gegen die Anglifizierung der deutschen Sprache (OGDADDS), also known...

Unistance: noun. A way of measuring the one-dimensional equivalent of distance. Some have argued that the very concept of unistance is poi...

Hydrargumnal: adjective . The word hydrargumnal has several definitions, all of which are also definitions for the word ‘mercurial.’ There...

Bitheist: noun . Someone who believes in two gods, no more, no fewer. Two is the number of gods a bitheist worships, and the number of god...

Armitimate: adjective . The word armitimate is an antonym to the word ‘legitimate’ and a synonym to ‘illegitimate.’ To be armitimate is to...

Dipthong: noun . A dipthong is the sound made by dipping into a pool or another body of water while wearing a thong. Dipthongs vary to an ...

Dimultaneous: adjective . Happening at two different moments. The word dimultaneous is useful in a number of situations, for example in argu...

Perpendicularism : noun . (In literature) the state of complete non-correspondence in meaning, grammar, metre, or any other literary device....

Extrospection: noun .  Extrospection is the act of examining one's own outward appearance and behaviour. Without realising it, most if n...

Oppositionalism : noun . The belief that the more opposition exists to an opinion, the more valid that opinion is. Oppositionalism is a wid...

Pathology: noun . The science of finding paths. There are various types of pathology, though the most important one by far is cartographic ...

Ruralism: noun . Belief in the superiority of the rural way of life. Ruralism often entails thinking that urban people are somehow disconne...

Petent: noun . A licence conferring the exclusive right to an invention relating to pets. Nearly 90% of all petents made since the year 200...

Remonsterate: verb . To turn someone or something into a monster again, or, perhaps more typically, to restore their monstrous appearance. ...

Strodent: noun . A strident rodent. A strodent is typically very loud and harsh-sounding, or supports controversial opinions aggressively. ...

Maline : verb . To draw a very bad line. Maths teachers, in particular, are very susceptible to malining, because despite the amount of pra...

Special Snowflake Syndrome Paradox (SSSP). The seeming contradiction when a person derives a sense of uniqueness and superiority from crit...

Gayflakism: The persistent and unshakable belief that LGBTQ people have an insatiable need for attention and that their efforts to achieve...

Trale: noun . A trite tale. Trales are most often aired at annual family reunions, for example when your aunt Sue recounts yet another one ...

Memenationophany: noun . The realisation that the only remaining way one connects to the world and communicates with other people is throu...

Bigotrism: The misguided belief that one’s politics are primarily determined by one’s attitudes towards the rights of racial and sexual min...

Twit: verb . To post an idiotic tweet. People who twit are alternatively called twits and twitters , depending on how derogatory one inten...

Memephany: noun. A sudden and important realisation about something to do with memes. The most common memephanies are that Pepe is read as ...

Gnuisance: noun . Someone or something annoying in the manner of gnus. A gnuisance makes annoying grunting sounds, smells, kicks, headbutt...

Agnustic: noun . A person who is not sure gnus exist and refuses to take a definitive position on the topic. A common reason for agnustici...

Spiritsuality: noun . A proclivity for drinking alcohol. A person who practices spiritsuality is spiritsual and is often called a spirits...

Discribe : verb . The word discribe has two definitions, the former being by far the more popular one: 1.       To malign something or so...

Decomposter: noun . Someone who or something that destroys a compost. A compost is not necessarily destroyed through violent disruption. An...

Outperator : noun . Someone who specialises in removing things. Outperators separate into two groups: Firstly, those who merely change the ...

Neorxnawanker: noun . Colloquially, a detestable inhabitant of Neorxnawang, the Anglo-Saxon version of heaven. A Neorxnawanker typically b...

Carnipotent: adjective . Powerful in the ways of meat. There are several ways in which a person can be conceived of as carnipotent . First...

Duhknow: exclamation. This is an interjection used in a very specific situation. It is applicable, when one is undergoing a psychological te...

Duhno: interjection. An exclamation used when a fact or statement to which the response is quite blatantly negative. Examples of questions t...

Viend: noun. A person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, who is also from the city of Vienna, Austria. This can include an imagin...

Infurmation: noun. Facts provided or learned about fur. These can include the origin of the fur, the chemical composition of the fur, the ne...

Cardbored: adjective. Feeling so weary and impatient because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one's current activity, that even an...

Haeven: noun. An inlet providing shelter for skyships or skyboats. They are usually ideal locations to hide from marauding skypirates. It is...

Somechotomy: noun.  1. A division of something into multiple parts, where the number of constituent parts is uncertain. This is often appli...

Elogy: noun. A poem of serious reflection, which praises someone or something highly, often used to commemorate the achievements of a recent...

Bouleward: noun. A small street, usually consisting of only two lanes, which has been assigned to a larger road, at least four lanes, so tha...

Ruminomitor: noun. A device that measures the process of chewing cud and overthinking. Every ruminomitor has a feature, where you can set th...

Summ: adjective. Describing warm and pleasant weather usually accompanied by cloudless skies and warm pleasant winds with occasional powerfu...

Wint: adjective. Describing cold and unpleasant weather, usually accompanied by snow or sleet/hail and oftentimes strong and biting winds. A...

Frostbite: noun. A bite from the American poet Robert Frost, which causes poetism. A person that receives a frostbite will over time (roughl...

Bjenga: noun. A social board game, which involves stacking cardboard boxes, cartons, juice boxes and other assorted rubbish on top of a bin,...

Misconception: noun. An attempt at the initiation of pregnancy, where an egg and a sperm attempt to form a union, but are unable to do so fo...

Responsibillity: noun. The state or fact of having the duty to deal with and be accountable for bills. Responsibillity is one of the most ho...

Nunawhat: exclamation. A popular phrase expressing confusion often uttered in the northern reaches of Canada. Depending on the intonation th...

Cclluubb: noun. (Pronounced exactly the same as the word 'club') An association or organisation dedicated to people interested in he...

Antiantiism: noun. The philosophical movement opposed to the idea of the prefix 'anti-' and its uses in vocabulary. The movement was...

Wallet: noun. A little pocket or shelf in a wall. This word has been used by masons for centuries, but was only recently added to regular ev...

Fabrick: noun. Another word for wall. This word was created as part of the Movement for the Rationalisation of the English Language, where t...

Searies: noun. A number of things of a similar kind coming one after another and relating to one of the following: 1. The sea. For example ...

You-th: noun. The apparent vitality and young-ness of all those around you, even if they're older than you, after a particularly long an...

Sadbundence: noun. A phenomenon observed by George Carlin amongst the general English-speaking populace and its vocabulary, of the incredibl...

Langwish: verb. To desire to lose all energy and vitality and simply turn into a pile of dust, because that would be easier than dealing wit...

Memery: noun. A special storage space in the brains of people born after 1990 dedicated entirely to the storage and maintenance of memes, mo...

Techish: noun. The language spoken by stage technicians all over the world. Even if two techies do not share the same native language, throu...

Posthumourous, alt. American English spelling posthumorous : adjective. Describing something which becomes funny with the death of the origi...

Explinate: verb. To explain an explication or explicate an explanation. Linguists have offered this as an explanation for what occurs when p...

Flatflatmate: noun. A person who shares an apartment with others and also happens to be two-dimensional.  Flatflatmates  are becoming increa...

Clerkinwell: phrase, slang. This piece of late 19th century slang is fairly easy to explain. Many clerks, whether it be law or store, could ...

Hacknee: noun. A knee with pain that has been caused by overuse.  Hacknees  are most common amongst footballers, bouncers, seamstresses and ...

Shoreditch: verb.  1. To pretend that coastlines don't exist and neither do seas or oceans. Some people believe that this is a diagnosa...

Campden: noun. That one tent in the campsite, which seems to be emanating an incredible amount of smoke without having a fireplace and all t...

Lactopi: noun. Octopi made up of lactose. Interestingly,  lactopi  are only ever found in pairs or groups, so the singular version of the wo...

Sandwichify: verb. T o make a food safe to eat with your hands without getting them dirty, allowing you to gamble while eating. For example...

Anguilt: noun. Anguish caused by a resounding sense of guilt. Also an excellent politician-repellent. There are certain active ingredients i...

Pintlegudgeon: verb. There are two meanings to this word: 1. To flip-flop on an issue. Unsurprisingly this word was created by bored polit...

Garland: verb. To be garlanded means to be prevented entry into a club, institution, organisation, group, entity or some such without just c...

Pushulate: verb. Die out or go into hiding, so as to become extremely rare or scarce. This word was created by Noah Webster as an antonym fo...

Pullchritudinous: adjective. As everyone knows, pulchritudinous describes someone of great physical beauty, and consecutively,  pullchritudi...

Sucinct: adjective. The succinct form of the word succinct.  Sucinct  is yet another word from the labs of the Movement for the Rationalisat...

D(earth) ²: noun. A scarcity or lack of earth. This word was created in 2015 at the International Overpopulation Commune and Conference held...

Brother:   verb. For a male to worry, disturb or upset someone, if they are your sibling. This word was first coined by the renowned actress...

Rapism: noun. The belief that rape exists. As some logicians may have intuited, this suggests that there is a belief that rape doesn't e...

Sweather: noun. Weather that causes a person to sweat. The exact characteristics of sweather  can never be well defined, due to the variatio...

Ducktile: adjective. (of a metal) able to be drawn out into a duck-like shape. (of a person) docile or gullible with a propensity for lower...

Compunsure: noun. The state or feeling of being panicked and lacking control. The word is credited to the philosopher Lucretius, who in his ...

Aquacurious: adjective. Although aquarius are considered a fixed sign of the zodiac, they can under special circumstances, become almost mut...

Trumpcate: verb. To suggest that someone is involved in some sort of crime or 'crooked' activity, without having any evidence to sho...

Catkini: noun. Much like the batkini, this is a swimsuit, which covers the entire body except for the face, hands and feet, intended to comp...

Batkini: noun. A type of swim suit which covers the entire body except for the face, hands and feet, intended to comply with Islamic traditi...

Sleevish: adjective. Describing someone, who wears their heart on their sleeve. The word was coined by three years ago by a lonely introvert...

Re-morse: noun and verb. Two equally interesting definitions for this word: 1. noun. Deep regret or guilt for a wrong committed expressed ...

Disparrot: adjective. The quality of being so different from a parrot, that there really is no foundation for a sensible comparison. For exa...

Pignity : noun . The quality of being composed and serious, and also a pig. A pig with pignity likes to wear monocles and top-hats while tal...

Bareheadella :  noun . A cappella in which no one wears any caps or other headcovers (which, as I understand, is the primary purpose of capp...

Personella:  noun . A vigorous dance a tarantula makes when it is bitten by a human.  Personellas  originated in Southeast Asia where eating...

Humanella : noun . A disease a tapeworm gets, as a result of which it defecates bits of humans. In fact, it is more of a side effect of salm...

Frigorific: adjective . Absolutely freaking wonderful, so terrific it sends shivers down your spine. Often, people use the word frigorific i...

Apothecare : noun . The attention one gets at a drugstore or in drug-related issues. An example of the word used in a sentence is "The ...

Sealot: noun . A person who is very passionate, even fanatical about seas. Contrary to popular belief, a sealot is not a parking place in a ...

Yabbit: noun . A rabbit that yaps a lot or has some other annoying tic. Most rabbits are actually yabbits , which should not really surprise...

Istence : noun . The primordial state of not being. The only thing that can uncontroversially be said of istence is that it   is negated by ...

Xex : noun . Fornication in which the participants lie perpendicularly to each other. Xex can be performed by any number of people, provided...