Spreemint:
verb. To go on a spearmint shopping spree. Not to be confused with
sporemint (a spearmint reproducing using spores),
spermmint (a spearmint reproducing far too similarly to animals) and
spritemint (coca-cola´s attempt at making self-detonating beverages). To
spreemint requires a large amount of responsibility, as it is possible to overdo it and then there is no way to save oneself. An interview conducted by employees of the Vatican found out that 103 out of 125 cardinals think
spreeminting irresponsibly is a heavy sin and the devil keeps a special compartment for
spreeminters who have lost their soul to the devil because of their addiction.
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