Monday 30 January 2017

Outperator

Outperator: noun. Someone who specialises in removing things. Outperators separate into two groups: Firstly, those who merely change the location of the thing they are removing, for example by moving it outside from inside, and secondly, those who destroy the thing they are removing. The boundaries between the two categories are often flexible, so for example a garbage man may be referred to as the first kind of outperator insofar as he removes garbage from the garbage can, but he may also be referred to as the latter kind of outperator insofar as he brings the objects to be burnt, recycled, or composted. 

Monday 23 January 2017

Neorxnawanker

Neorxnawanker: noun. Colloquially, a detestable inhabitant of Neorxnawang, the Anglo-Saxon version of heaven. A Neorxnawanker typically brings a lot of trouble, usually through daftness rather than malice. The term should not be confused with Neorxnawanger, the proper name for any citizen or permanent resident of Neorxnawang, though not for green-card holders or anyone applying on any sort of visa, be it a work-permit or a student visa (those wishing to study in Neorxnawang are hereby reminded to print their F-1, I-20, and I-94 documents before arrival or they will be turned away at the gate).

Monday 16 January 2017

Carnipotent

Carnipotent: adjective. Powerful in the ways of meat. There are several ways in which a person can be conceived of as carnipotent. Firstly, one can have a powerful body, thus wielding great meaty power. Secondly, one can be strongly in control of one’s own body, by being agile. Thirdly, one can be in control of another’s body, for example by being a general in an army or by being a mind-controlling evil genius. Fourthly, one can simply own a lot of meat; a butcher is a classical example of carnipotence. The list goes on for ages and ages, but what is important to note is that carnipotence is most frequently contrasted with herbipotence (power in the ways of plants) and omnipotence (not the traditional concept of all-powerfulness, but simply power in the ways of both meat and plants).    

Monday 9 January 2017

Duhknow

Duhknow: exclamation. This is an interjection used in a very specific situation. It is applicable, when one is undergoing a psychological test or experiment, where one is being presented with information and has to decide if it is something one 'knows' or one 'remembers'. If the answer is quite obviously that it is something one 'knows', then shouting Duhknow loudly and passionately is an appropriate response that definitely won't annoy the experimenter.

Monday 2 January 2017

Duhno

Duhno: interjection. An exclamation used when a fact or statement to which the response is quite blatantly negative. Examples of questions to which this would be an appropriate response include: "Ok, sir/madam I'm finished how does this look? Should I cut a little more off the back?", " Excuse me sir/madam, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?" or "We don't have Coke, but would you like a Pepsi?"