Legsome

Legsome: adjective. Being excessively agreeable, though not in a too traditional way. To be legsome (sometimes also known as footsome) is to overcome the common expectations people have of other people by doing something quite extraordinary, for example succeeding to catch a herring in a wooden clog or peeling a banana from the middle. The first documented case of a person being called legsome was the legendary Pied Piper who was (according to the storytellers) able to play a flute through his rear-end. Another person who has always been aspiring for the title of being called legsome, but never succeeded in it, is the magnificent tiger-saving-treasure-finding-judo-fighting-hockey-playing president/prime minister/supreme ruler, Vladimir Putin. His attempts at being known for his legsomeness went down in history, but for unknown reasons, they made him no more legsome in the eyes of international press.