Friday 27 March 2015

Horsiculture

Horsiculture: noun. The science dealing with the cultivation of horses and like creatures to make them suitable for helping in agricultural practices. Contary to popular belief, breeding unicorns suitable for agriculture would technically be possible, as the creature which the Bible calls a unicorn and about which the Bible claims it will not plough fields is, by most accounts, not a horse-like creature and either refers to the extinct aurochs or some type of rhinoceros. If horse-like unicorns, therefore, were discovered somewhere on the face of the earth (we would recommend scientists to begin searching at the bottom of Richard Dawkins' garden), there is no known objection as to why they could not be used for agricultural practices.

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