Caulifornication: noun. The creators of this blog feel very lazy today, which is why - in an attempt to satisfy our selfish cravings for a little peace and quiet - we finally decided to post a year-old suggestion for a word submitted by an anonymous member of the Hillsboro Baptist Church:
"Caulifornication is a despicable - dare I say almost Satanic - act of Sodomy with a cauliflower plant. It is not, as those liberal Sons of The Devil (also known as STDs) would have you believe, the act of transforming something into a cauliflower, because that would be witchcraft and witchcraft is prohibited by our Lord Almighty unless you prove your identity with a divine permission card issued by God to people whose magic was completely legal, such as Moses and Elijah. Oh daughter of Babylon, thou shalt soon be punished for thine harlotry. Hashtag: a puppy dies every time you touch your wiener."
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