Lantern o'jack: noun. On the eve of October 31st at 9pm, four children (Jack, Kathy, Wilhelm and Boris) were kidnapped from the streets of Akron, Ohio by a solitary man in his fifties, who then whisked them away to his solitary farm on the border of Ohio and Pennsylvania. The police conducted a state-wide search for the missing children, but it nevertheless took them almost two months to discover the lonely farm, by which time it was far too late for the children. And so on the eve of December 24th, Jack and Kathy's parents received the wondrous gifts of a Lantern o'jack and a game of 'Bobbing for organs'.
Bet you were waiting for that to become funny at some point...trick or treat?
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