Christunkind

Christunkind: noun. As is commonly known in educated places full of wise people, in many parts of Mainland Europe on Christmas Eve the presents are delivered by Christkind, rather than Santa or something ridiculous like that. What is less commonly known is that if the person was naughty or the positives simply didn't outweigh the negatives, then their presents will be delivered by the Christunkind and the presents can include anything from coal, scorpions, poisoned apples, Bob Geldof to coal coke.