Philiodollphia

Philiodollphia: noun. The state of being loved by a doll. Contrary to popular belief, dolls aren’t actually capable of showing emotions, making philiodollphia more common in horror films. My cousin saw Child Play once. I think he was five or six. Since then, he’s always been afraid of dolls. When he was twenty one, my sister and I put a giant Ariel doll on his doorstep, rang the doorbell and hid around the corner. His terrified scream was amazing.