Securitis

Securitis: noun. A common disease affecting middle-aged men, characterised by an uncontrollable desire to triple or even quadruple the security of their abodes, houses, flats, apartments, caravans, bungalows or villas. The disease was first identified by the World Health Organisation in 1995 and has since been extensively studied. These studies found that the disease does not seem to occur in Botswana and that the aetiology of the disease seems to biological in origin.