Varuables

Varuables: noun. The potential change one could get in rubles in Aruba. This word applies to a very specific situation, the number of occurrences of which can be counted in the single digits. Perhaps the most famous incident of this word coming into play was during Vladimir Putin's escape...er...vacation to Aruba, to which he had taken only rubles and was then confused about the low value of the varuables, as the inhabitants of the island hadn't seen rubles since the time of Leon Trotsky.