YOLAMTAITYTAN

YOLAMTAITYTAN: noun. A Hindu, Jain and Buddhist life philosophy founded on the teaching "You Only Live As Many Times As It Takes You To Achieve Nirvana." Being an Asian rendition of the Western YOLO (You Only Live Once), the philosophy of YOLAMTAITYTAN teaches that we should live our lives to the fullest, as there is a limit to how many lives we will receive. The only difference to the idea of YOLO is that YOLAMTAITYTAN stresses the importance of a second chance based on the assumption that an unfulfilled person will reincarnate over and over again until he or she is fulfilled and achieves Nirvana.

BiYOLOgy

BiYOLOgy: noun. The science dealing with the living of two lives according to the rule "you only live once." While the connection would seem paradoxical at first glance, most modern philosophers acknowledge that certain specific cases do make biYOLOgy relevant to the real world. This attention from the great minds of the philosophical world also happened to lead to the inadvertent creation of the word biYOLOlogy: the study of the science dealing with the living of two lives according to the rule of YOLO.

The cases in which biYOLOgy is relevant to the real world are the following:
1. When a person leads two parallel lives.
2. When Hindus are right... but wrong.
Clearly the second case is the far more frequent one.