Saturday 4 January 2014

Doncaster

Doncaster: noun. A person who throws Spanish nobility or the leaders of Italian mafia a great distance. Being a doncaster was an especially popular profession in two places: Valencia and Chicago. However being a doncaster was also a very risky job, as there were great risks that accompanied the job. One could be lynched, burnt, shot, ,drowned, strangled, mutilated, tortured, exhumed and tortured again, disowned, excommunicated and various other things. The only reason people became doncasters despite the risks, was the pay and the prospects of the don's wife/daughter/loose ladies.

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