Knowsing

Knowsing: noun. The process of annoying and interrupting people or conversations with knowledge, which may seem interesting to the speaker, but is completely irrelevant and in fact quite confusing to the interrupted. Knowsing was first identified as a form of torture by Isaac Newton's caretakers in his later years, when his already uncertain grasp on reality was fading even more. In Bolivia knowsing is punishable by the death penalty, or spending 5 days with a very enthusiastic professor of Archaeology.