Vatican't

Vatican't: noun. In the medieval ages, Vatican't was a term that encompassed all countries that were past the jurisdiction of the Pope. In theory, this would only apply to the rather small area of the Papal States, but depending on which historian one asks (our historian being a fried duck), the Pope had far more direct influence than that. In fact, it was he who often declared wars (for example Pope Urban II) and he on whose impulse monarchs were overthrown or given permission to invade others. For a long time in European history (which, according to our fried duck, is the only type of history that matters), the area of the Vatican't was very small all the way up to the spread of Protestantism, and only then did it start consuming the old continent in the flames of heretical anarchy that would soon devour the world like the devils devour warm pancakes with chocolate and sprinkles and their quack quack quack quack quack. Ok duck, this is the last time I have let you talk into what I am writing down here. Would you please mind your own business now? Hey! That was my toast with jam! And that was my finger! Give it back now, you bad duck! No? Well then I'll have to pull out the big guns, sister! Oh yes, you didn't expect me to have a stomach pump, did you? Well it's too late now! Prepare for total internal extermination!!! Haha, who's quacking now?!!!