Saturday 15 March 2014

Shoow

Shoow: noun. The animal produced when a cow and a sheep are crossbred. Shoows were initially created in Sheffield Laboratory in the early 1990's. Since then they have all been transported to John o'Groats, where they have become the most populous type of farm animal in the area. The animals have been described as "large, surprisingly fluffy and highly vicious". The animals are actually incredibly useful and there are many high-ranking intellectuals, who are trying to push for greater implementation of shoows, since the animals provide wool, leather, button, and milk. An example sentence is: "The farmer tended to his shoows first and then the pigs.

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