Merecat

Merecat: noun. A merecat is only a cat. Do not worry, it is a mere cat. It is not a meerkat, but a merecat and it does not usually stand on its hind legs. Truly, I say to you, merecats are not meerkats and woe be to him who says otherwise, for he doth defy the holy covenant between felines and suricates. Where were we?