Sunday 19 July 2015

NY-hate

NY-hate: verb. To NY-hate is to despise and act in a spiteful manner towards the city of New York or anything directly associated with it. People who NY-hate are called NY-haters and the word itself can be pronounced either "En-why-hate" or "knee-hate." Overwhelmed by the massive propaganda in the form of t-shirts, caps and cups bearing the words "I love NY," people who have had a more negative experience of this city (me and my sister, for example) have been pushed towards the edge of society and convinced that there must be something profoundly wrong with their brains. Luckily, the internet age has enabled this minority to gain international recognition, leading to the WHO erasing NY-hatred from the list of psychological diseases in 2010 and elevating it to the status of a "remarkable genetic trait" in the year 2014.      

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