Wednesday 16 September 2015

Philiodauphia



Philiodauphia: noun. Philiodauphia is when one is loved by a dauphin. Philiodauphiacs tend to be stuck with the epithet of “lucky bastards,” which anti-royalists use to justify their own hatred of philiodauphiacs and the psychological torture they subject them to by calling their mothers hamsters.

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