Segregation

Segregation: noun. Contrary to popular belief, this word actually refers to the process of separating people named 'Greg' from all other people in a given room. This practice was first put into place in Moroccan airports, when the government received word that a Greg S. would attempt to bring a highly dangerous bowling ball into an airport in Morocco. Segregation was employed to try and deal with this potential threat. It ultimately proved to be a false alarm and merely caused a hassle and for all people named Greg to never return to Morocco.