Tuesday 30 April 2013

Bombat


Bombat: noun. Also known as kablambat and boombat,  bombat is a general term for any wombat stuffed with bombs, dynamite or other explosives. Bombats were first used in the Australian Civil War when the morally corrupt and retreating imperialists began putting gunpowder that they had left into wombats, thinking that the National Australian Front would not notice and be blown up because of its ignorance. However, the National Australian Front, led by several bush kangaroos, did not take the main road where all the bombats were placed, but went through the marsh instead (as a result of which they all drowned).

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