Kimquat

Kimquat: noun. A fruit that grows inside the heads of North Korean dictators and their closest advisors that eventually replaces their brains. Such Kimquat usually plants itself after being directly exposed to the influence of a person from the Kim dynasty and then develops three years before it ripens and can be eaten. According to Kimquat aficionados, the fruit has a very light and sweet taste and is best when deep fried and caramelised. Several plans to implant Kimquats into the brains of government officials from other countries have been made by the North Korean federal bureau of fruitinisation, but it came to nothing as none of these officials were willing to expose themselves to the glory of the so-called ‘Kimquat one’.