Acycle

Acycle: noun. A cycle without without any wheels. One can imagine that an acycle looks like a bicycle without wheels, or maybe a monocycle without wheels, or maybe a tricycle without wheels, we aren't entirely sure. It is however important to remember that when racing in a marathon an acycle is a permitted companion and can be used to gain an advantage over all the other racers and beat all those losers, I mean who'd want to run in a marathon, honestly?