Sunday 4 May 2014

Triantroupe

Triantroupe: noun. A group of triangles. It is a scientific fact that triangles are happier in groups and are indeed often found in nature in groups. These have become known by naturalists and polygonologists as triantroupes. Careful examination of the groups has resulted in some well known and established facts about them. For example triantroupes will only attack when in danger of being separated or being attacked by a wild heptagon. They are also never found in the vicinity of hendecagons and can sometimes be heard squealing, what is thought to be their group mating call.

Fragment 4:

Having failed to destroy the hambourgeisie, Herb decided that the best course of action would be to run, so as to avoid the possible retaliation. Herb wasn't known as a chamberlinger and was often found roaming the hallways of the laboratory, so it wasn't particularly strange when he stormed through them at an astounding speed. However he must have taken a wrong turn near Albuquerque, because the hambourgeisie had him cornered. It was a classic example of calicornithologicalisation without the bird and the cat. He was rescued just in the nick of time by his good friend Albert, known for being constantly overpapered. Herb and Albert had met at a feastivity but that's completely irrelevant to the story, so moving on. Albert saved Herb by unleashing his pet suckerfish on the pursuers. Albert also had a moath which made conversation with him slightly awkward, but that didn't matter to Herb when they escaped over the moath. They hid in John's office, who was away recovering from waltzerdation. 

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