Outperator: noun. Someone who
specialises in removing things. Outperators
separate into two groups: Firstly, those who merely change the location of
the thing they are removing, for example by moving it outside from inside, and
secondly, those who destroy the thing they are removing. The boundaries between
the two categories are often flexible, so for example a garbage man may be
referred to as the first kind of outperator
insofar as he removes garbage from the garbage can, but he may also be
referred to as the latter kind of outperator
insofar as he brings the objects to be burnt, recycled, or composted.
Monday, 30 January 2017
Monday, 23 January 2017
Neorxnawanker
Neorxnawanker: noun.
Colloquially, a detestable inhabitant of Neorxnawang, the Anglo-Saxon version
of heaven. A Neorxnawanker typically
brings a lot of trouble, usually through daftness rather than malice. The term
should not be confused with Neorxnawanger,
the proper name for any citizen or permanent resident of Neorxnawang, though not for green-card holders or anyone applying
on any sort of visa, be it a work-permit or a student visa (those wishing to
study in Neorxnawang are hereby reminded to print their F-1, I-20, and I-94
documents before arrival or they will be turned away at the gate).
Monday, 16 January 2017
Carnipotent
Carnipotent: adjective. Powerful in the
ways of meat. There are several ways in which a person can be conceived of as carnipotent. Firstly, one can have a
powerful body, thus wielding great meaty power. Secondly, one can be strongly
in control of one’s own body, by being agile. Thirdly, one can be in control of
another’s body, for example by being a general in an army or by being a mind-controlling
evil genius. Fourthly, one can simply own a lot of meat; a butcher is a
classical example of carnipotence.
The list goes on for ages and ages, but what is important to note is that carnipotence is most frequently
contrasted with herbipotence (power
in the ways of plants) and omnipotence (not
the traditional concept of all-powerfulness, but simply power in the ways of
both meat and plants).
Monday, 9 January 2017
Duhknow
Duhknow: exclamation. This is an interjection used in a very specific situation. It is applicable, when one is undergoing a psychological test or experiment, where one is being presented with information and has to decide if it is something one 'knows' or one 'remembers'. If the answer is quite obviously that it is something one 'knows', then shouting Duhknow loudly and passionately is an appropriate response that definitely won't annoy the experimenter.
Monday, 2 January 2017
Duhno
Duhno: interjection. An exclamation used when a fact or statement to which the response is quite blatantly negative. Examples of questions to which this would be an appropriate response include: "Ok, sir/madam I'm finished how does this look? Should I cut a little more off the back?", " Excuse me sir/madam, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?" or "We don't have Coke, but would you like a Pepsi?"
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