Elcumber: Noun.
A thin, typically green fruit which makes a noticeable “popping” sound as long
as it is ripe. When placed upside-down an elcumber will make a loud sound much
like a human infant crying. Because of its constant noise this fruit has failed
financially several times and is no longer available as a commercial product.
The elcumber was invented in a secret government base (Exactly which government(s)
funded this base is unclear, even to the employees) which was made to make
genetically superior plants to ones that exist today. Two employees apparently
invented the elcumber after a conversation that went something like this:
“Why does the
beginning of the word ‘cucumber’ sound like the letter Q?”
“Maybe it
stands for something…”
“What would
it stand for? Quiet? Is there a loud version?”
“There will
be… There… will… be…”
There is no
record of whether or not these employees still have their jobs.
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