Friday 23 August 2013

Gangaroo


Gangaroo: Noun. There are currently 4 definitions of this word, these are:
1. An alternative for the plural of kangaroo most commonly used to fit a letter limit, or as a way to try to win a non-multiplettering contest for one who did not notice the 2 As Gs and Os in the word.
2. An abnormally aggressive group of kangaroos, their behavior makes the difference between a gangaroo and a troop of kangaroos.
3. A doppelganger kangaroo, these are very hard to identify because it requires a gangaroo’s gangaroo to be found and then one has to be confirmed to have been born first to determine which one is really a gangaroo and which on is a kangaroo.
4. Decay of soft tissues of the body after an attack by 1 or more kangaroo(s), many have commented on how strange it is that if one were to suffer from this condition after an accident not relating to kangaroos (for example: being attacked by a bear) it would still be considered gangaroo rather than gangrene if the person was attacked by a kangaroo up to 24 hours before the accident.
More than one of these definitions can be used in the same sentence, for example: A man began to suffer from gangaroo after being attacked by a gangaroo of gangaroo gangaro.

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