Stalactasis

Stalactasis: Noun. The process of being injured and/or killed by the formation of a stalactite. While there are no recorded incidents of stalactasis, many anatomists have agreed that it is possible if one were to stay in the same place for too long. Because of this some anatomists have pushed to have signs outside of caves warning people not to hold still for too many centuries, unfortunately none these requests have been granted. Though there is some dispute about the details of stalactasis it is still far less controversial than the process of stalagmasis which has been the topic of many arguments among anatomists and sign-builders, these arguments usually divide people into 4 groups: People who believe in Stalagmasis, people who don’t, people on the side that costs the least money, and people who don’t care. While people who don’t care have won the majority of these arguments, each of them has received an anonymous message warning them that the topic cannot be avoided forever…