Permwhale

Permwhale: noun. A recently discovered species of whale that is either found around the area of the city Perm or during the Permean period. As time travel is becoming more expensive now due to the slow devalvation of Deutschmarks, the former description is the more commonly used one. However, there is no proof of such a type of Permwhale and the only confirmation of its existence comes from a few drunk Russians who claim to have seen a rather big fish last Saturday night.