Friday 20 September 2013

Maulhault

Maulhault: noun. This word has several commonly acknowledged definitions and bitter disputes exist between the supporters of each. Because of their particular viciousness and unscrupulous threats, the creators of this blog have decided not to put them down at all and make up their own definitions (as they, however, do very rarely - in fact, this is the first time for... a very long time).
1. A jump performed by the Sith Darth Maul that entered universal history after the airing of Star Wars Episode 1. Contests around the galaxy have been held ever since his death to see who the best maulhaulter is, but, as with Luciano Pavarotti, there is only one Darth Maul... at least there was.
2. An amalgamation of the German words "Maul" and "halten," meaning "mouth" and "to hold." This word has reportedly been used as a common threat by German teachers who fled to South America after the Second World War.        

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