Monday 23 September 2013

Stumblebee

Stumblebee: noun. A bumblebee that stumbles while walking, possibly because of excessive nectar consumption. A stumblebee is not to be confused with a jumblebee (a bumblebee that jumbles things), a tumblebee (a bumblebee that tumbles), a fumblebee (a bumblebee that fumbles), a grumblebee (a bumblebee that grumbles), a mumblebee (a bumblebee that mumbles), a rumblebee (a bumblebee that rumbles or has consumed far too much liquor), a humblebee (a bumblebee that grovels and is an ideal candidate for priesthood) and definitely not with a bumblebeer (a distilled liquor from bumblebees). Ideally, one should also not confuse stumblebees with slumberbees (bumblebees that take often naps) and stubblebees (bumblebees that have an excess of facial hair).

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