Ardwolfatic: adjective. The property of being unlike an aardwolf. A completely ardwolfatic creature would be large, macro-herbivorous, cold blooded and aquatic among other properties that are not shared by an aardwolf. This word was found carved in stone tablets in South Africa, it seems aardwolves were the only animals that the tribe had a name for, and to describe other animals they needed to describe how it was unlike the aardwolf. Many have tried to create the ardwolf, a perfectly ardwolfatic creature but have failed due to the fact that they always seem to be missing something, there are also issues concerning the definition of "creature" and whether by simply being alive the ardwolf would be aardwolfatic.
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Herb decided that he should improve his new device to account for him being a nerb, but first he should get the lunch he had been planning to have for so long. He opened the fridge and made himself a dirtwich from the verdurating materials in his refrigerator. While none of this would act on his thurst, his hunger was made significantly satisfieder after the meal. He was startled when he heard a knocking at the door, he was sure it wasn't Albert but had some fear that it may be yet another group of Hambourgeoisies having heard of the group he encountered earlier.
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