Idleatry

Idleatry: noun. The undue praise or downright sacrilegious worship of laziness that is often associated with Hedonism and sometimes with Epicureanism. According to a Catholic Church official whom our bloggers have unofficially interviewed, Idleatry is viewed by Rome as something even worse than the seven cardinal sins: a cardinally sinful ideology. It is because while laziness (or, as the terminology goes, sloth) is a single offense that may but does not have to have lasting effects, Idleatry (as a style of life) encourages the repetition of this deadly sin and therefore leads to eternity in Hell in an estimated eight and a half out of ten times.