Thursday 26 June 2014

Transjacketite

Transjacketite: noun. A person, typically a man, who derives pleasure from not dressing in clothes appropriate to the opposite sex. One might think that most of society is a transjacketite, but that is not necessarily true and one might be surprised just how many people there are in the world, who do not like to wear clothes at all. Transjacketism was founded in 1874 by the reigning monarch of the British Empire, who was displeased an annoyed at the emerging trend of people running around Buckingham Palace stark naked. The policy was rejected by the royal family, when Queen Elizabeth married Prince Philip, but by then it had become a very popular trend. In fact transjacketites made their movement an official religion in 1995, and became famous as the worshipers of "The Great and Powerful Overlord Cardigan".

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