Kitchenliver

Kitchenliver: noun. A person who resides solely within his kitchen, due to a fear of all the other rooms within his house. Also a liver, which has been prepared for consumption in a kitchen. This is almost all livers eaten worldwide, except for those consumed during ritual sacrifices. The case of being afraid of some many rooms within one's house that one is forced to resort to ones kitchen has been documented in multiple cases and is considered a very serious disorder by the DSM-IV. What has also been found that the consumption of kitchenlivers is much higher amongst kitchenlivers.