Bunburytopia

Bunburytopia: noun. Bunburytopia is, at least according to Oscar Wilde, the absolutely ideal state of society in which everyone has their own private Bunbury who acts as an excuse to skipping dull meetings and reunions when it is most needed. In addition, no one in this ideal society denies being a Bunburyist and their adherence to this movement is not conditioned by their acceptance of this label. A note for more cautious readers: this ideal state of society can only be called a utopia; anyone who calls it a dystopia is a pretentious liar.