Stormage

Stormage: noun. A type of storage which is resistant to storms, but also inclined towards leaking. Whether this means that the contents of a stormage must be liquid or not is uncertain. One might think that the definition of a stormage is contradictory, however the leaks that occur with stormages cannot be considered storms, so all is fine. Stormage is most commonly used by the United States Statistics Bureau, which uses the handy feature of stormage, since all the data that doesn't fit the trends and can't be used for correlations simply leaks out.