Spiritsuality

Spiritsuality: noun. A proclivity for drinking alcohol. A person who practices spiritsuality is spiritsual and is often called a spiritsualist. My uncle is a self-proclaimed spiritsualist. Having grown up in times of deepest and darkest Communism, he turned to the only publicly accepted form of religion when he was but a teenager. My mum was close to becoming a spiritsualist, but decided that her genetic makeup was not too favourable to a safe sort of spiritsuality. My dad, on the other hand, is a spiritsualist only on Sundays, which is, lamentably, how most people treat religion these days.