Dipthong

Dipthong: noun. A dipthong is the sound made by dipping into a pool or another body of water while wearing a thong. Dipthongs vary to an enormous degree depending on a number of factors ranging from the speed of the dipping to the material and size of the thong itself. Research has shown that heterosexual males find female dipthongs 26% less attractive than risethongs, the sound made by rising out of a pool or another body of water while wearing a thong. Nevertheless, the same study found that heterosexual males find female dipthongs 501% more attractive than male dipthongs (the statistic was the exact reverse for homosexual males) and 4004% more attractive than male diptongs, the sound made by a male dipping into a pool or another body of water while wearing nothing but tongs.