Celerise: verb.
To turn a battery into a giant piece of celery in mysterious ways, for example
by waving a magic wand or by uttering the words “abracadabra que salga la
celery”. The magic spell can, however, go very very wrong, with repeated cases
of batteries being turned into broccoli and artichokes. Why, one may ask, would
one turn an electrical cell into celery? The answer is simple. For over three
hundred years, wizards from all around the world have been controlling the
prices of celery versus the prices of batteries on the American market. As soon
as one kilogram of celery became cheaper than one kilogram of batteries, the
wizards changed all their wealth stored in celery to batteries. This also
happened the other way round and so, the American economy is being robbed of
millions of dollars each year. Celerising
is also a very common and practical method of recharging batteries – when out
of power, a battery can simply be celerised,
watered and turned back to a battery again.
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