Monday 10 June 2013

Entropreneur

Entropreneur: noun. There are several definitions for this word, the most popular ones being:
1. A person who acts exactly like an entrepreneur, but loses his money every single time he tries to gain some. In this sense, an entropreneur is basically defined as a failed entrepreneur suffering from an irrevocable dissipation of finances.
2. A person who derives great joy from being positioned in a tropical area. These entropreneurs are generally unrecognisable when diffused within the general human populace; however, they tend to have very short lifespans in temperate and other climates with a precipitation lower than that found in rainforests.
3. A person who defies the laws of entropy by reversing the flow of heat throughout their own body. This can be done in several ways (none of which are recommended, of course), including: stuffing oneself into a microwave, consuming an element that reacts exothermically or simply being absorbed into the Sun, hereby destroying the principles on which normal food chains work.   

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