Thursday 13 June 2013

Extrangulate

Extrangulate verb. The word extrangulate has many different meanings, which vary differently from each other. The word was first used by Maria Delgado, a very lonely Spanish teacher from Centralia, Pennsylvania. The word means:
1. To strangle someone to death, not by blocking their airways, but holding them by the neck and turing them upside down, allowing all the blood to rush into their brains.
2. To determine at least one or more properties of a triangle, and then change the triangle so that these properties are no longer correct. One can only extrangulate an isosceles triangle.
3. To remove all signs of gluten from a train. This extrangulation was last performed during the 1980's, while the Great Gluten Crisis was raging and gluten was in high demand.

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