Complainment

Complainment: noun. The combination of a complain and a compliment. In essence, a complainment is a complaint given in the form of a compliment to a person. Very often this is very confusing, absurd, ironic, not-understandable, frustrating, infuriating and discriminatory. There are various reactions people can have to receiving a complainment; the most common types of reactions are: confusion, euphoria, uncontrollable laugher, weeping or extreme depression. Specifically for this reason, it is very dangerous to give complainments, and the authors of this blog sincerely discourage people from giving them.