Flufferfish: noun. A type of sea dweller that is too lazy to reproduce and feeds mostly on corals and kittens. Though kittens are not usually found in their natural habitat, it has been found that flufferfish indulge in the taste of fresh kitten meat (the scientist who found this out was later sentenced to death by stoning with dog biscuits by an illegal, but rather official looking, court set up by PETA). Flufferfish are technically a genetic mutation of pufferfish, but they have been classified by the EXPERTS society of fish breeders as a separate species because of their unique fluffy traits and unwillingness to reproduce, which usually leaves their owners to do the dirty work for them.
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