Kurtness

Kurtness: noun. The extent to which someone is like a Kurt. This is based on an extensive longitudinal study conducted in 1996, in which the extent to which all males, based on their names, are close to being a Kurt. As a baseline, the name Kurt was given a Kurtness number of 100. All names following then will have a lower Kurtness number and the closer to a 100 their score is, the more they are like a Kurt. The name Karl for example has a Kurtness score of 94, while both the names Geoff and Kanye have a Kurtness score of 24.