Strifle

Strifle: noun. A prototype gun created in Google's secret labs, which instead of shooting a projectile, causes the target to feel a bitter and angry disagreement and disappointment with whatever he is doing at the time. Really we shouldn't be telling you about this, because it is still very much a secret project. In fact, WHY WOULD I TELL YOU ALL THIS? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?????