Iliad

Iliad: noun. A unit of measurement for journeys. Iliads have been used very frequently since the times of Ancient Maya and today are maintained especially by hitchhikers and hikers, who don't hitch. In 1983 a Professor of Stanford University published a book detailing most all units of measurement for most everything in the universe, and their conversions. Using this book, it is known that 3.534 Iliads is equal to 1 Odyssey and 1 Iliad is equal to 2.3554x10^12 strolls. It is important to not get these units confused, as that could lead to giving oneself too much or too little credit.