Thursday 13 February 2014

Violance

Violance: noun. Aggressiveness with string instruments. Violance was banned by the International Court of Human Rights in 1976 after the famous Verona incident, where masses of different factions took to the streets with their string instruments and fought for their beliefs. Hundreds died in the charge of the lyre brigade, while thousands suffered under heavy fire from the double bass artillery. There is a specific case when a high-ranking official of the city was killed by a bow from a viola. The conflict only ended after one side introduced the great harpsichord and the peace of baryton was signed.

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