Graey

Graey: noun. The politically-correct and international version of the colour of elephants or mice (unless they're white) or other gray...er...grey things. This word was proposed by the United Nations in October of 1962, because they had nothing better to deal with. The resolution was passed by the closest vote in United Nations history with 55 votes for, 2 against and 52 abstaining. Obviously this is the perfect solution tot he renowned dilemma; what do you mean greay would be better? You don't know what you're talking about? Shush, this is perfect!