Strinkle

Strinkle: noun. A wrinkle caused by excessive stress. These are most common in people with a desk job and extended office hours, as well as lumberjacks on the Arabian peninsula. There has been a movement in the United Nations since the late 1970's, which is attempting to eradicate strinkles, but has so far proved unsuccessful, as no antidote has been discovered as of yet. It has been hypothesised that exposure to direct light from a red giant star would remove any and all strinkles, unfortunately this hypothesis has yet to be tested.